Time to Call The Election

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 11/08/2016 at 19:52 • Filed to: Jump to Conclusions

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It’s OVER!! Trump’s lead is YUGE!! He has ELEVEN times the Electoral Votes that she does!! There’s no WAY she can come back from th...

Oh, she can? Oh, okay, never mind.

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 19:56

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California will decide the winner, and California will be overwhelmingly blue.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 11/08/2016 at 19:57

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FL and PA

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 19:57

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As huge as his wall?

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2016 at 19:58

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Not “huge”... YUGE.

Zip-McBump > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 19:59

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Basically, the only way to survive this night is to drink. A LOT.

(I should qualify that with “no matter which side you are on”)

PatBateman > Zip-McBump 11/08/2016 at 19:59

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Hard liquor, preferably.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/08/2016 at 20:00

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I never thought I would be cheering for Florida Man to do something right but here I am.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 20:01

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Tremendous I guarantee it.

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 20:02

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I’m drinking Johnny Walker while I wait for my turkey to roast. I don’t know why I’m roasting turkey on a Tuesday.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Zip-McBump 11/08/2016 at 20:05

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I’m currently sitting here 11 months from my 21st birthday.

Zip-McBump > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 20:06

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“You should only drink the HARDEST of YUUUGE hard liquors tonight.”

My daughter is very worried tonight. She has a school assignment to fill in the EC map as the results come in... she is in 5th grade and goes to school at 7 AM.

I think it goes without saying that school is not why she is worried.

I am sloshed, BTW.

RallyWrench > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 20:08

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Lots and lots of beer.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 20:22

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Funktheduck > Zip-McBump 11/08/2016 at 20:23

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I was out of beer so I picked some up on the way home. One down.....

BigBlock440 > TheHondaBro 11/08/2016 at 20:47

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California doesn’t decide, everybody knows where California’s votes go.

BigBlock440 > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 20:47

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Time to concede.

Sam > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 20:52

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Gonna be really, really close.

Sam > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 11/08/2016 at 20:52

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6 months for me

PatBateman > DipodomysDeserti 11/08/2016 at 21:09

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Nothing today makes sense. Might as well roast a turkey.

PatBateman > RallyWrench 11/08/2016 at 21:11

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It might be called for tonight.

PatBateman > BigBlock440 11/08/2016 at 21:11

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Absolutely.

PatBateman > Sam 11/08/2016 at 21:12

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It might be... shitballs.

wiffleballtony > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 21:46

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I called but no one answered.

Chasaboo > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 22:14

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Yuck it up buddy! Trump is winning this thing and draining that swamp!

PatBateman > Chasaboo 11/08/2016 at 22:18

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This is quite interesting. I’ll have to go into work REALLY early tomorrow.

Sneaky Pete > Zip-McBump 11/08/2016 at 22:26

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I’m on the side of America, so no matter who wins, we lose.

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 23:02

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This is the only thing that has made sense in the last hour. (Not really, someone like Trump becoming pres doesn’t really surprise me at all).

PatBateman > DipodomysDeserti 11/08/2016 at 23:16

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That looks quite healthy and delicious.

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 23:19

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Thanks! Followed it up with dutch apple pie and some red wine.

PatBateman > DipodomysDeserti 11/08/2016 at 23:35

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RED wine, you say?!??

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 23:40

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Does that make me a commie or a republican? I feel like it makes it commie in Trump’s America. Oi vey.

PatBateman > DipodomysDeserti 11/08/2016 at 23:43

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It makes you a Republican. The DUTCH apple pie made you a commie.

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 11/08/2016 at 23:56

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I should have went with the German apple pie.

PatBateman > DipodomysDeserti 11/09/2016 at 00:00

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Nah. Probably would be a good idea to not focus on a worker-centric socialist party from Germany.

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 11/09/2016 at 00:05

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They were much more nationalst than they were socialist.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > PatBateman 11/09/2016 at 17:16

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This is much less funny now

PatBateman > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 11/09/2016 at 18:39

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Who knew?

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